The Condiment Section

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welcome, Welcome,, WELCOME!!!


Hungry? Bored? Too much cash in your pockets? ...

Come on over to The Condiment Section, the best Restaurant “in the City” (!!!) We don't just make FoodTM, we use only the fresh-est and fin-est ingredients to adorn (your) plate with a a a work of art so deliciousandaromatic that you won”t even want to eat it!!

...But you will, because it's just That Good!!

We are currently:
Preparing the kitchen!
Those ingredients I ordered should arrive any day now...

Address:
Over there by the corner and turn left
Operating Hours:
As long as I feel like it


The Condiment Section est. 2026.
Made with love, salsa, and lemons by trashk3tchup. Hosted on Neocities.

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Updates

(30/8/2026)

  • Fixed some links on the portfolio



(29/8/2026)

  • Added a marquee with a bunch of buttons. More to come soon
  • More gifs! the site feels much more lively now
  • Added a neighbors/webrings page, accessible from the chicken sandwich above. hopefully will get to add actual neighbors/webrings soon!
  • More importantly, i made my own button! if you like the site, you can now use it to link back to me :)
  • Misc changes



(27/8/2026)

  • Bit of a bigger update here!
  • Changed the fonts (again) ... but I'm actually happy with them this time
  • Fixed the news page and imported all my old blog posts (cringe)
  • Downscaled a lot of images. they should now load much faster, especially in the portfolio! That should also make updating the site faster...
  • Added a visitor counter! Only tracks unique visits.
  • Set up the commissions page with basic info. Comms are still closed, though.
  • Misc changes



(24/8/2026.1)

  • I got the font to work but for some reason the body text font wont work on mobile???
  • Idk what's up and the navbar font looks like ass anyway so I'll leave that to future me to change



(24/8/2026)

  • I thought I pushed an update a few days ago but apparently I didn't LMAO
  • Edited links on the links page so that they are more obviously links
  • Changed font to Times New Roman. Sorry Tahoma was too locked in we need to slop it up in here
  • Also added a new font for the navbar links. It's not working locally for some reason so I'm just hoping it will magically work when I publish these changes
  • Various misc changes



(21/8/2026)

  • Finished restructuring a few things so that the site is now fully responsive!
  • Was busy with Art Fight and then got burnt out for a bit, but now I've pushed through it
  • Making the website responsive was the last major mental block, so now the actual content should be on the way :)



(28/6/2026)

  • The guestbook is up! Leave a review, won't you?
  • Fixed fonts to be consistent
  • Added indicator for current page on the navbar
  • Added disclaimer for unresponsive site layout, hopefully will get to overhaul the layout to be mobile friendly soon!
  • + a few more misc changes :)



(18/6/2026)

  • The Condiment Section is now open for business! yay! yipee! rip old layout, you will be missed